The Easter Bunny forgot the Robot can't look up

The Robot has been searching for its Easter basket nonstop since Easter...

...but only at eye level and below.

O cruel world.

Robot celebrates another birthday

Only to discover moments later it was a cruel April Fool's joke; Robots are never actually birthed.

Robot welcomes Spring

Rainy weather can only mean one thing: Gene Kelly impressions.

Robot has a little Irish in it

Hopes to have a little more by the end of the night. Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Robot wins lottery, constructs dream home

What is this, a house for nanobots?!?!

Keeping it classy this Valentine's Day

Oh he's fancy, huh? Only the best for the Robot.

Grimy Robot needs a shower

You wouldn't believe what gets in those nooks & crannies.